FNZ

So I'm browsing around and I come across this website. I think it's time to step up and make a difference. As of right now, I wave at people. That's as far as it goes. Now it's time to give back to society. Time for these boys to have a friend that doesn't blur the lines of their heterosexualality. I'll keep you posted when I find one.
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http://www.penpals-n-prison.com
http://www.friendsbeyondthewall.com

I am at a crossroads... I don't know what is more impressive, this new broad on the internet Keyra (Click to watch video), or this kid who is a god at quarters. Both have obvious god given gifts. Both make people happy, one by way of intoxication, the other through a more hands on method. I just don't know which is more impressive.

SonofaBitch! I've realized now that I can only do too much from my couch before somethings gotta give. I'll set the scene. I'm multitasking like a mutha. I'm playing a 5 dollar sit n go on Pokerstars, chatting with a buddy from New Mexico on messenger, talking on the phone,playing a game of NCAA 2006 on PS2 (FYI, Madden is out tomorrow)and eating a humongous bowl of Ramen Noodles and hot sauce. Then my worlds come crashing down. I throw a pick on the game, lose to a suckout flush draw, and drop my phone into the ramen noodles. Let this be a lesson to you, Don't use the Ducks on NCAA football... you'll be 5 bucks light and without telephone communications.

I did my good deed for the day. Don't get used to it, cuz it don't happen too often. I had to go and cash a check at the BX cuz my ATM card doesn't work and the new one isn't here yet. So I go, cash a 200 dollar check and the lady at the counter gives me my money. I was heading straight from work to the casino by the way. Anyhoo, about an hour later the lady calls me on the phone and says that she cashed a check for me a little bit ago, and she thinks she might have shorted me. I said no kidding, and immediately asked her how much? Like a dumbshit, she says to me "well, my register is showing $100.00 over." I say, well let me look in my wallet, and sure enough all 200 is in there, so I politely say, "yep, would you look at that, I'm a hundred short, I'll be right over." I walk back in the place, and without saying anything to her, she hands me a hundred bucks. No how nice is that. I didn't want the poor girl to have her register come up a hundred bucks over, so I went out of my way, all the way back up to the BX to help her out. Goddamn I'm a nice guy. FYI, I lost 200 of mine plus the monopoly (bank error in your favor) money later that evening.